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  1. Rohan Garg

    Rohan Garg

    Ай мурун

    Whos been waiting for this since seeing Jarvis's story

    • catchild101


      16 күн мурун

      @Yui i I made my comment because I was bored

    • Yui i

      Yui i

      16 күн мурун

      I made this comment 3.3k we it was at 3.299 :o

    • catchild101


      20 күн мурун

      @Some idiot named Erick perhaps that could have happened. I guess we'll never know for sure. 🤔

    • Some idiot named Erick

      Some idiot named Erick

      20 күн мурун

      @catchild101 Im starting to think........ You may not have seen it....still unsure though

    • Plenty Of Trick Shots

      Plenty Of Trick Shots

      23 күн мурун

      @Stacie Mohler The la croix comment referencing Danny Gonzalez

  2. Mina Tempes

    Mina Tempes

    7 саат мурун

    Just when I thought I stopped hating men I see the ass toilet. Guess the GTA5 guys did that one.

  3. krystle sykes

    krystle sykes

    15 саат мурун

    This was hilarious! Thank you for the laugh and I also loved the ending 👌♥️

  4. luvheists


    2 күн мурун

    5:55 gun tree hill

  5. jessmtnz


    10 күн мурун

    Jarvis I love these "no effort" videos! Your jokes are perfect lol

  6. thhomas 4life

    thhomas 4life

    11 күн мурун

    I love when he first looks at the picture and you hear the manic “HEHEHEH”

  7. Taylor Peters

    Taylor Peters

    11 күн мурун

    After about the fifth time I finally heard in-unit dishwasher instead of eunuch dishwasher.

  8. Ryan Wilson

    Ryan Wilson

    11 күн мурун

    The raised horrible toilet was popular in the 70-80's in basements. Without it being that high it would never flush. I've seen much worse ones. I won't upset you with photos of remodels I've done. Lol

  9. Eva G

    Eva G

    11 күн мурун

    "uglyirishhouses" is an absolute gem worth looking at. bare in mind, some irish people in the 2000s had plenty of money and not an ounce of sense

  10. Silburific 17

    Silburific 17

    12 күн мурун

    8:32 I can't tell if there's a drain there, but if there is, that's probably a space for washing before you soak in the tub. Y'know, in case you _don't_ want to stew in your own filth.

  11. That1weird girl

    That1weird girl

    13 күн мурун

    Imagine having a pillow fight with those hands though

  12. Jessica Mancione

    Jessica Mancione

    13 күн мурун

    "don't make me give a speech on my kitchen podium"

  13. Jessica Mancione

    Jessica Mancione

    13 күн мурун

    god your laugh makes me so happy

  14. Izu senpai

    Izu senpai

    13 күн мурун

    1:39 Doofenshmirtz: Is that huge hands han’s place

  15. Jam Fox

    Jam Fox

    13 күн мурун

    Everything you do is stupid precious. 😠 But also, clean your room. 🥰💖

  16. HilaryAnne


    14 күн мурун

    is it weird that I watch the gold channel more than the regular channel? I guess KGkey recommends these to me more so because I'm so premium

  17. Maren Bowlsby

    Maren Bowlsby

    14 күн мурун

    Loving Jarvis’ energy in this video😂😂

  18. Carol Pretzel

    Carol Pretzel

    14 күн мурун

    My grandpa’s house has a toilet that looks like it’s on a pedestal because that’s where the plumbing is. It’s a very old house.

  19. Stefan Sauvageon / What-a-Twist

    Stefan Sauvageon / What-a-Twist

    14 күн мурун

    Oh so it's a Reddit compilation

  20. icky cat

    icky cat

    15 күн мурун

    “I hate false drawers” holy shit, we had this one fake drawer in our kitchen that was held on by magnets and one time when I was 12 I pulled it and let go expecting it to be a regular drawer and i dropped the corner of it on my toe and broke a blood vessel 😀✌️ not fun lol

  21. Mia Surina

    Mia Surina

    15 күн мурун

    some of those were very obviously and sadly designed by a 70s couple who dont even know what "interior design" meant but the wife was confident in the abilities shes never used before to make her house unique. well its unique just in the worst way

  22. Book Lover

    Book Lover

    16 күн мурун

    5:32 Do they not have these everywhere in America? I mean who doesn't have a rifle fan? *confused American noises* 6:04 Also, this is just the normal toilet paper holder here in America. Y'all must be new.

  23. Gothic Kat

    Gothic Kat

    16 күн мурун

    This video made me spit mouthwash all over my face..... I’m disappointed in myself

  24. ltihaompson


    16 күн мурун

    Jarvis be like: Why would you need a lamp if there is a window? Has he forgotten about night time? :P

  25. Emma Walton

    Emma Walton

    22 күн мурун

    5:18 Wait until you hear about fake pockets. Those are infuriating as fuck

  26. Amberly the HarpyQueen

    Amberly the HarpyQueen

    22 күн мурун

    A lot of these I swear I have done in the sims and it mostly worked out..in reality it is disturbing and off-putting.

  27. ᏰᏒᎥᏖᏖ


    25 күн мурун

    The staircase to a toilet had me straight up rolling. "Whist I produce waste from my posterior I shall have the high ground in case of attack!"

  28. Michael Girouard

    Michael Girouard

    27 күн мурун

    I don't even know why you're so funny.

  29. Tom Abbo Hermann

    Tom Abbo Hermann

    27 күн мурун

    Great now I want a toilet paper holder gun which has “this is the only good use for a gun“ written on it

  30. Quinn


    28 күн мурун

    I honestly would buy those hands if i could reupholster them to be less uggo

  31. punkuke


    28 күн мурун

    10:16 Torture room for arthritic people.

  32. Skies


    Ай мурун

    that was so good

  33. Biotic Jedi

    Biotic Jedi

    Ай мурун

    Take a shot everytime he adjusts his glasses

  34. Ashton Rose

    Ashton Rose

    Ай мурун

    This should be called: Jarvis cringes, giggles, and forgets things for 13 minutes

  35. denithy


    Ай мурун

    I love the ending.

  36. nuna beeswax

    nuna beeswax

    Ай мурун

    oh sorry i though this was 123 go gold

  37. Connor Hulkowitz

    Connor Hulkowitz

    Ай мурун

    I’ve been watching your videos forever (before you started making funny videos lol) and I just realized I have not subscribed to your gold. How have I not managed to do that until now😂 keep up the great work and I like your gold channel a lot

  38. Esi Mensah48

    Esi Mensah48

    Ай мурун

    Anyone else get the Christmas story vibes when looking at the lamp?😂😂😂👣

  39. Humid 「he&him」

    Humid 「he&him」

    Ай мурун

    laughing jarvis is the peak jarvis

  40. Emily Myers

    Emily Myers

    Ай мурун

    Omg this was excellent. Watching you crack up at the bed-toes was hilarious 😂

  41. Abigail Duerksen

    Abigail Duerksen

    Ай мурун

    This is so premium

  42. Declan_gaming


    Ай мурун

    3:08 I feel attacked

  43. Sasha Nova

    Sasha Nova

    Ай мурун

    8:11 ok but I'm actually in LOVE with that bathroom

  44. Bec


    Ай мурун

    thx for being funneyhaha so my husband an 1 can watch ur vids keep up the great work taurus king

  45. Syeda Kazmi

    Syeda Kazmi

    Ай мурун

    paisley giant is my new folk band name

  46. No Name

    No Name

    Ай мурун

    That first kitchen looks like it was designed by a kid on Roblox

  47. HHQueen


    Ай мурун

    Is no one going to talk about how great the ending was??? Please, Jarvis, know that it was amazing and had me dying

  48. caljones


    Ай мурун

    They make small dishwashers, like for apartment living! I think you can find them on amazon.



    Ай мурун

    I just love my Elsa like thing on my name

  50. Leonardo Digiorno

    Leonardo Digiorno

    Ай мурун

    I'm sorry I'm coming back to this video because I'm in love with the lamp he's so handsome. Oh also the hands

  51. Leonardo Digiorno

    Leonardo Digiorno

    Ай мурун

    Jarvis reviews Sims houses

  52. Steve Fox

    Steve Fox

    Ай мурун

    those pillows are for bitch slapping and pillow fighting. Win/Win

  53. Astraestus


    Ай мурун

    This is was so funny dude🤣🤣🤣🤣

  54. Astraestus


    Ай мурун

    I wouldn’t mind a pokeball doorknob😂

  55. Myracle Woodford

    Myracle Woodford

    Ай мурун

    3:00 Toy Story 5 Enemy Leak 😆

  56. chrisleneil


    Ай мурун

    Why are there so many guns? I ask that question about my state all the time.

  57. FPMc47


    Ай мурун

    I'm so glad you're not taking this seriously.

  58. Sweetstar87


    Ай мурун

    Dr gluon on on Twitch made some of these builds in the sims 4 and shouted you out so here I am to subscribe

  59. Michael Gear

    Michael Gear

    Ай мурун

    Jarvis be like: 👓👌🏽

  60. Dolores Duran

    Dolores Duran

    Ай мурун

    As a mother, the kitchen podium speech spoke to me.

  61. Fynn Knight

    Fynn Knight

    Ай мурун

    12:03 His laugh gives me life

  62. Devon K

    Devon K

    Ай мурун


  63. Owl Girl

    Owl Girl

    Ай мурун

    Inmust defend the shitten mitten. When you live in a place where the weather goes below -35 degrees celsius and you cant afford heated seats, the toilet is so fucking cold you need an extra layer to not freeze your ass off

  64. Joe Tayler

    Joe Tayler

    Ай мурун

    Thoroughly ok video

  65. itai ._.

    itai ._.

    Ай мурун


  66. бѣ съ

    бѣ съ

    Ай мурун

    the ending is fire

  67. Barni


    Ай мурун

    8:11 This kinda looks rooms I make in Sims 4, when I have a lot of different things and a really small room..

  68. Bo Johan

    Bo Johan

    Ай мурун

    no, no, no to those hand pillows, they have murderous intent, I just know it!

  69. Beby Froggy

    Beby Froggy

    Ай мурун

    im obsessed w this video lmao its so funny - i lost it along with you at the feet bed holy shit

  70. Lindsay Bierman

    Lindsay Bierman

    Ай мурун

    The second amendment doesn't cover toiletries hahahahahaha 😆

  71. Louisse Sabinorio

    Louisse Sabinorio

    Ай мурун

    Me when I come to America: "Why are there so many guns?!"

  72. Cole Storch

    Cole Storch

    Ай мурун

    His blurry ceiling fan is really bugging me.

  73. Renamon 565

    Renamon 565

    Ай мурун

    I want the weirdest bed ever

  74. Robin Ibañez

    Robin Ibañez

    Ай мурун

    I used to have a friend in highachool named Jimmy Johnson and he kinda looked like you

  75. mochasuep


    Ай мурун

    the interior design of my sims houses:

  76. Skylar A

    Skylar A

    Ай мурун

    love how the fireplace bathroom has a window at bathtub level. every bathroom needs a titty window ig

  77. Erin Last Name Redacted

    Erin Last Name Redacted

    Ай мурун

    Love the first mid-roll transition.

  78. Jamie Hates You

    Jamie Hates You

    Ай мурун

    My father's name is John. We're brothers now. It's the law.

  79. Eli Mouton

    Eli Mouton

    Ай мурун

    12:05 *chaotic laughter*

  80. BiggerinRealLife


    Ай мурун

    The false drawers made me SO MAD. they do in general, but that podium wasn’t even trying to make them look legit.

  81. Tobin from Fire Emblem

    Tobin from Fire Emblem

    Ай мурун

    Toes are gross, all my friends want to chop off their toes

  82. ✠CuttySobz✠


    Ай мурун

    Jarvis your outfit is absolute cringe. It just makes you look like a total tryhard from 2010

  83. crabless in baltimore

    crabless in baltimore

    Ай мурун

    deeply troubled by the bathroom pit

  84. Valentina S.

    Valentina S.

    Ай мурун

    I'm an architecture student. Some of these examples look as if they were taken out of a student project, redone at 4:00 AM after the student found out that the house must be 15% smaller but his brain has no capacity to rethink how to organise the space..and wants to sleep at least 15 minutes that night

  85. cynthia young

    cynthia young

    Ай мурун

    That square island was meant to like a cutting board. IDK. Maybe. That's the only that makes sense to me.

  86. Overwhelming Surplus Of Diggity

    Overwhelming Surplus Of Diggity

    Ай мурун

    Jarvis is my comfort utuber xD

  87. Iain Ronald

    Iain Ronald

    Ай мурун

    Hey, I recognize that bathroom third-to-last bathroom from 80's crime films; With that in mind, that's not a bath-readying area, it's a cocaine storage bin! That way, you could be in the bathtub wearing your seven gold chains, drinking Cristal, your chest-fro hanging free above the water, watching all 13' of Joanie Loves Chachi and, when need be, reach over with your gold dagger/letter-opener to grab a knife tip of cocaine to snort.

  88. Snakeking64


    Ай мурун

    cannot believe the same person got featured for TWO jokes

  89. anoramactir


    Ай мурун

    A part of me actually kind of likes the lamp? I mean, it's nightmare-inducing but it has an aesthetic and it is rocking it.

  90. Benjamin Smyth

    Benjamin Smyth

    Ай мурун

    My 8 month old son really enjoyed your laugh. He kept laughing along. It was cute!

  91. OOO buggie

    OOO buggie

    Ай мурун

    "Why do the toes look like they're playing piano?" And then my drink came out my nose

  92. toad crusher 69

    toad crusher 69

    Ай мурун

    I want the foot bed. I NEED the foot bed.

  93. Riversidewren


    Ай мурун

    I'm really glad I'm not the only person currently obsessed with awful home design

  94. xrgus


    Ай мурун

    im crying laughing thru this whole video

  95. One random guy

    One random guy

    Ай мурун

    Bru the Kyle bit is too Accurate. I’m scared

  96. Will Parsons

    Will Parsons

    Ай мурун

    I guess Jarvis had never heard of being in the kitchen at night.

  97. Vinaya Dayaram

    Vinaya Dayaram

    Ай мурун

    honestly the others peoples and reviews on the side of the pictures were just them roasting everyone thing they could find wrong or like pure memes

  98. emory mcgregor

    emory mcgregor

    Ай мурун

    i love this channel and jarvis with my whole soul mwah 🥰

  99. some dingus

    some dingus

    Ай мурун

    The vibes in this video are so fucking impeccable

  100. Blue Skyla

    Blue Skyla

    Ай мурун

    I imagine the drawers on the podium are not drawers, but little cubby things that pull down and have a quarter circle for small storage. I’ve seen those in motorhomes.