Көркөм тасмалар жана анимация

Simpin' ain't Pimpin'

Simping doesn't just happen at the beginning. Your POI's energy can shift even in the 4th quarter.
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  1. Yea Boiii

    Yea Boiii

    22 күн мурун

    “It’s always for some other duuuudeee Lana..”

    • Kezuki Valentine

      Kezuki Valentine

      3 күн мурун

      This hurt so much

    • Trey R

      Trey R

      3 күн мурун

      @Claudio Benavides if that same one person holds the power of the it

    • Claudio Benavides

      Claudio Benavides

      3 күн мурун

      @Trey R I mean how can one person make the universe

    • Trey R

      Trey R

      3 күн мурун

      @Claudio Benavides again nothing too wrong with that but let me get this straight you think it just happens with no one responsible

    • Claudio Benavides

      Claudio Benavides

      3 күн мурун

      @Trey R sure I do

  2. Camille Todoroki

    Camille Todoroki

    Саат мурун

    WHITNEY HOUSTON: I will Always love you Hurts When you're sad

  3. Pomgna Linder

    Pomgna Linder

    5 саат мурун

    i love the voice he makes lol

  4. Owen Kramer

    Owen Kramer

    12 саат мурун

    the back to back guy had the tea early

  5. Keekz Tha Rapper

    Keekz Tha Rapper

    12 саат мурун

    Waiting on the chance to shoot my shot. We can be flyyyyy together lol . *logs on tinder *

  6. I got 0 confidence and 100 anxiety

    I got 0 confidence and 100 anxiety

    16 саат мурун

    I wanna buy a bed frame like that

  7. K Haven

    K Haven

    20 саат мурун

    14:14 those sounds brooooo 😂

  8. Christian Palomares

    Christian Palomares

    Күн мурун

    You got this pimp 🦾

  9. Stephan Spring

    Stephan Spring

    Күн мурун

    Bruh you was simpin. How you going to put a ring on something you say you wasn't dating. you were technically dating where you messed up is that you were long distance dating and we all know how that go that's where you messed up.

  10. Alana Powell

    Alana Powell

    Күн мурун

    I jus love that fact that your friend has my name bc it really felt like you was talking to me 😂

  11. Michelle Lee

    Michelle Lee

    Күн мурун

    I love how the girl doesnt even show up after like, halfway through, the latter half is just dealing with it. Very accurate.

  12. Astrxlul

    Astrxlul

    Күн мурун

    Y

  13. NIGEL DERRICK

    NIGEL DERRICK

    Күн мурун

    Im new here and i kinda like watched like 20 of your videos...ok i just like accidentally clicked on fast and curious 2 and have to say I like I LOVE your stories and though this may not be much for you seeing that you have 7.41MILLION SUBS, you now have 7.14 + 1

  14. Murphy Animates

    Murphy Animates

    Күн мурун

    Man's dressed like the normal zombie from PvZ 😂

  15. Az 191

    Az 191

    Күн мурун

    I could never cry in public man

  16. My name is Ag

    My name is Ag

    Күн мурун

    Swoozie "Video Game Drug Dealer " what was the game?

  17. Itz Valid

    Itz Valid

    Күн мурун

    Shiii u got drip

  18. Jamez the B0T

    Jamez the B0T

    2 күн мурун

    11:27 I have had these days, too many times to count

  19. mina botros

    mina botros

    2 күн мурун

    Their are some girls that don’t respect your time don’t waste your time sometimes it’s better just to put a wall

  20. DEVIN SMITH

    DEVIN SMITH

    2 күн мурун

    sWooZie stop the simp

  21. Crew Swaggerlock

    Crew Swaggerlock

    2 күн мурун

    *THIS HAS TO BE ONE OF THE MOST SHITTIEST INNAPROPRIATE CHANNELS ON KGkey! JUST LOOK AT THE THUMBNAIL FOR THE VIDEO THAT SAYS, "WHY PEOPLE CHEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

  22. Ricardo Lockheart

    Ricardo Lockheart

    2 күн мурун

    Bro swoozie got so depressed he started throwing up gang signs... damn

  23. Beliece Bobb

    Beliece Bobb

    2 күн мурун

    I'm just loving you right now.

  24. Lord Tonnix

    Lord Tonnix

    3 күн мурун

    The video was hella sad but it taught me one lesson; never listen to whitney houston at an airport. But for real dont let this hurt you swooz, you too pretty to be heartbroken

  25. kimzi

    kimzi

    3 күн мурун

    I haven’t seen a swoozie video in like 2 years, it’s good to be back

  26. Glox Ali

    Glox Ali

    3 күн мурун

    at least i hate u i love u didnt come up

  27. Imthepizzaboi

    Imthepizzaboi

    3 күн мурун

    is anyone thinking that its crazy hes as old as usher

  28. Tre Hall

    Tre Hall

    3 күн мурун

    Bro been there. A thug Tear

  29. MooseJuice

    MooseJuice

    3 күн мурун

    Constantine spittin facts

  30. Dominic Torres

    Dominic Torres

    3 күн мурун

    Glad ur back swoozie! Been watching u since 2015 and your videos always make me laugh

  31. -Lottery_Fire-

    -Lottery_Fire-

    3 күн мурун

    Spread the title.

  32. Jay Cee

    Jay Cee

    4 күн мурун

    DUDE!!! I haven't seen One of your videos in years.

  33. Tyler fortnite blevins Stan

    Tyler fortnite blevins Stan

    4 күн мурун

    Biggest simp moment ever

  34. ivetta ilienkova

    ivetta ilienkova

    4 күн мурун

    This is the first video I see on this channel, I LOVE IT, I need more

  35. Kace Gee

    Kace Gee

    4 күн мурун

    Expectations were too high when u said u planned on staying for 10 days and told her 3 days 🤦 that's why too long and how is her saying my day is fine how was yours deflecting 🤦🤦🤦🤦

  36. Lil Maskie

    Lil Maskie

    4 күн мурун

    9:57 that happened to me too 😂😭 last year

  37. Jude limon

    Jude limon

    4 күн мурун

    Its ok swoozie these girls aint loyal

  38. Mary Angela Lamp

    Mary Angela Lamp

    4 күн мурун

    0:03 australia?

  39. Archyoohoo

    Archyoohoo

    5 күн мурун

    Hey swoozie an actual question how do you handle depression like how do you deal with.....

  40. Polybius

    Polybius

    5 күн мурун

    NYC girl belongs to the streets.

  41. Sergio Rocha

    Sergio Rocha

    5 күн мурун

    Its ok to feel. Shit happens man , i am currently infatuated like crazy for this one girl i know how you feel. 🤷 We are human no matter how pimp we are but you should ALWAYS, express your intentions. She already liked yoy, you did not need to worry about the simp shit.

  42. Joseph Musi

    Joseph Musi

    5 күн мурун

    Swoozie is so wholesome

  43. The SaltySailor

    The SaltySailor

    5 күн мурун

    I was just in a situation similar to this, didnt fly a distance for a girl, but I was simping super hard over a girl, I did all sorts of things for this girl, I unironically would have layed out in the street and died for this woman she meant everything to me. Almost more than some of my family if not as much, but she was never on the same wifi as me. I had long drives to nowhere, walked the lakes, just sat and stared into space for nothing to show for it. I had already almost taken my own life after my girlfriend who I intended to marry decided to cheat on me in bootcamp. I planned on coming home and bringing the wrath of god upon her and her new dude both, I let anger and frustration get the better of me. I never fully healed from that. So I vowed to never allow that sort of pain to afflict my actions again. Same with the girl I was hardcore simping over, if I was busy doing something and she needed help or a shoulder to cry on, I was there every single time, on the dot. None of it meant anything to her, she got her ex back that she wanted so deeply but never gave a look in my direction for what I did for her. After that I learned to accept that you can give a girl the world, in the end if she never had anything for you, she never will. Ever since she got what she wanted I havent heard from her. Anytime she hits me up it's never to hang out, it's always cause she needs something or wanted help for her ex that she was trying to win back. In the end she was happy and I couldnt argue it, I couldnt fight it. Just learned to accept it, and that's shows the true merit of someones character.

  44. ShockWaveZ

    ShockWaveZ

    5 күн мурун

    When you like a girl in 2021

  45. S0oK

    S0oK

    6 күн мурун

    “Do you Loike it?”

  46. Jarret Chambers

    Jarret Chambers

    6 күн мурун

    swooze the goat!

  47. Harsh Sharma

    Harsh Sharma

    6 күн мурун

    Why you so cute???

  48. Austin the German Shepard

    Austin the German Shepard

    6 күн мурун

    Not going to lie but you look like al rooker

  49. Nourah Mumeen

    Nourah Mumeen

    6 күн мурун

    You traded in your whole accent? That takes away everything...now you just a regular black dude. How disappointing for me.

  50. Lilrobert Lopez

    Lilrobert Lopez

    6 күн мурун

    SWOOZIE. PLEASE DO A REVIEW FOR THE SPONGEBOB ANIME

  51. Skits n’ Gamez

    Skits n’ Gamez

    6 күн мурун

    If simpin, you trippin

  52. Reese Gundersen

    Reese Gundersen

    6 күн мурун

    My man needs some firebird suite

  53. MissRocsi

    MissRocsi

    6 күн мурун

    Swooz1ee yes

  54. CHIBUNDUM EZEH

    CHIBUNDUM EZEH

    7 күн мурун

    "don't let the clean up confuse you from the trenches" Swoozie. Apr 14, 2021

  55. PurpleFlavor

    PurpleFlavor

    7 күн мурун

    His forehead.. Jesus

  56. AshleuLee

    AshleuLee

    7 күн мурун

    Bro, I would've been bawling as soon as the first four notes of video games came through the speakers, you are so strong for holding it together for so damn long.

  57. super extreme bros.

    super extreme bros.

    7 күн мурун

    No wonder this guy hasn't uploaded cuz he was delicious ice cream of a video

  58. Asian Toest

    Asian Toest

    7 күн мурун

    He said” I already took one L today”, hels literally wearing thr Light Yagami Outfit XD

  59. Asian Toest

    Asian Toest

    7 күн мурун

    “Everything that happened was my fault”, you’re litterally wearing the Light Yagami Outfit XD

  60. Lou ocasio

    Lou ocasio

    7 күн мурун

    Where’s the next video 😭 love these animations !!

  61. alan0jjang

    alan0jjang

    7 күн мурун

    I feel you Swoozzz... I feel youuuu :') It is so much feels when you get rejected by the girl, you just feel absolutely destroyed, but in my case I was lucky that she gave me had closure... still not a great feeling to be in.

  62. shortlast

    shortlast

    7 күн мурун

    this is my future husband. i promise yall.

  63. Keenan cheatham

    Keenan cheatham

    7 күн мурун

    I believe that you went through a hard time. But your funny.

  64. Зарина Акунова

    Зарина Акунова

    7 күн мурун

    😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

  65. Yusuf Rahman

    Yusuf Rahman

    7 күн мурун

    Dude, you flew over the ocean to see this girl and she spent more time kicking it with her friends over you! When she left the next day to be in the sisterhood when she came back to the Motel/Hotel..It's called a Hoe-tel for a reason. You should've been chilling at your crib at home and, let your other girl answer the phone if she called you. Problem solved!

  66. Kloreone

    Kloreone

    7 күн мурун

    No1 talking about how he switched up the thumbnail tho? 😂

  67. Arekkusu

    Arekkusu

    7 күн мурун

    Simpin ain't easy

  68. Niala

    Niala

    7 күн мурун

    Did he lose a ton of weight? 😕 Hope it wasn't because of this chick

  69. Yuley Glez

    Yuley Glez

    7 күн мурун

    on my birthday and when I got my girl

  70. Harold Balczac

    Harold Balczac

    7 күн мурун

    7:43 That Kirby sound was perfect.

  71. Tre Draine III

    Tre Draine III

    7 күн мурун

    I thought toy where going to miss your flight

  72. brianna antuna

    brianna antuna

    7 күн мурун

    Closure is self made. If you want it create for yourself and just move on 🤷🏽‍♀️

  73. Eliud Morales

    Eliud Morales

    7 күн мурун

    Damn, this explains every thing of when I started seeing this girl and then she had a guy

  74. kevina warner

    kevina warner

    7 күн мурун

    Dude i feel ya on this last year was one of my worst lol having my heartbroken by someone who own 3 outfits sighhhh i hated myself for that Like ughhhhh im walking through the streets of kingstown nah i aint gonna burst a tear nope walking okau walkinh all of sudden it came out i ran go to subway 😓😞😟 and go straight into the bathroom and let go some bawl .The rest of the day i was upset with everybodyy

  75. Liko Arreola

    Liko Arreola

    8 күн мурун

    God and Jesus Always

  76. Sonic A

    Sonic A

    8 күн мурун

    I’ve been needing some swoozie binge watching 😭

  77. xXDragonCraft

    xXDragonCraft

    8 күн мурун

    me trying to sing at a contest 9:43

  78. erik. h

    erik. h

    8 күн мурун

    THIS DUDE MIGHT NOT KNOW IT.. BUT HE'S GAY.B

  79. Mone V

    Mone V

    8 күн мурун

    Swoooooooziiiieee, my man!!! I’m so happy you’re still around. We all going through break ups. Lol I finally let go last night. *FR THIS TIME* I really missed you, glad I can get that nostalgic feel watching your videos again.

  80. نيرة حسن كاظم عبد الحسين

    نيرة حسن كاظم عبد الحسين

    8 күн мурун

    ة

  81. memes4life memes4life

    memes4life memes4life

    8 күн мурун

    Me: ight why are you recommending this

  82. Buddah Lovaz

    Buddah Lovaz

    8 күн мурун

    "On to the next one, more fish in the sea, girls are like buses, miss one, next 15 one comin' Gucci Mane crazy and his ice game stunning"

  83. Oscar Romano

    Oscar Romano

    8 күн мурун

    No

  84. Edward Aucay

    Edward Aucay

    8 күн мурун

    According to @Swoozie, here are the list of sad songs one needs to avoid listening to when having a bad day: 1. Video Games- Lana Del Rey 2. Where R U Now- Justin Bieber ft. Skirilex and Diplo 3. Are you that Somebody- Aaliyah 4. Hotline Bling- Drake 5. Close to Me- Ellie Goulding ft. Diplo and Swae Lee 6. Cry me a River- Justin Timberlake 7. Somebody that I used to Know- Gotye ft. Kimbra 8. I will always love you- Whitney Houston

    • Edward Aucay

      Edward Aucay

      8 күн мурун

      @Jackson Animation Occasionally

    • Jackson Animation

      Jackson Animation

      8 күн мурун

      Hey Edward. Do you also like to watch other animation channels?

  85. Barb Gross

    Barb Gross

    8 күн мурун

    😒😒😒

  86. Louis Vanden Broucke

    Louis Vanden Broucke

    8 күн мурун

    I know how you feel man, life can hurt

  87. rocraft plays

    rocraft plays

    8 күн мурун

    i remember my simpin past but i evolved to simp police i take down simps and say get a lod of these simps

  88. Brigette Uili

    Brigette Uili

    8 күн мурун

    subbed, love the openness to talk about this stuff and the sprinkle of humor

  89. Grown&Unsexy

    Grown&Unsexy

    8 күн мурун

    I died when you started singing!

  90. Chonger

    Chonger

    8 күн мурун

    It is WEAK narratives (like this) that are built on "THIS" or "THAT" and choosing one means Mocking the other...that's erasing all hints of any Complex Thought abilities that develop, guide and pertain to our emotional expressions. Namely, how little what others think of us SHOULD mean TO us. Not to mention the pathetic terms spreading like American ASSES and waist-lines in chairs and couches everywhere. "Simps"?? Sad...

  91. MOHAMED Farah

    MOHAMED Farah

    8 күн мурун

    Zzzzzzzzzzz

  92. Daf R

    Daf R

    8 күн мурун

    Swoozie where are you meeting all these heartbreakers. You need a girl that appreciates you, your just looking in the wrong places. Just Saying!!!!

  93. Alex Roach

    Alex Roach

    8 күн мурун

    Stay strong, man. Send u positive vibes from Russia to your place.

  94. Em Mi

    Em Mi

    8 күн мурун

    Ngl no matter what the immaturity she showed makes me think you dodged a bullet. I'm not demonizing her but seriously? You were able to say hey do you wanna be with the other guy, we're adults. She didn't even respect you enough to admit it. I'm sorry that always sucks when this happens. Also who tf has the audacity to just ignore their friend all day, like so what if you're in the friend zone? That's still your friend that freaking flew out to see you!

  95. Michael Turner

    Michael Turner

    8 күн мурун

    I was there for 3 weeks.

  96. Sarah Pedro

    Sarah Pedro

    8 күн мурун

    Swooz you are so beautiful and sensitive. Stop with these girls. Get yourself a real woman.

  97. Rose Mulet

    Rose Mulet

    8 күн мурун

    Have you heard the song “Simp (Simp Nation Theme Song)” imagine if that song came on LMAO

  98. Sarah Pedro

    Sarah Pedro

    8 күн мурун

    Swoozie. Dude. This is like the fourth or fifth video where you done didn't say what u shoulda said. Stand up for yourself.

  99. Itsjust nicky

    Itsjust nicky

    8 күн мурун

    Tell me why this was on my recommended 🥲

  100. Myra Roberson

    Myra Roberson

    8 күн мурун