A Crap Guide to Final Fantasy XIV - Tanks

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  1. JoCat


    8 күн мурун

    one day left to get a wizard gobbo plush if you want one :3 makeship.com/products/wizard-goblin

    • apex2000


      3 күн мурун

      Our Lord & Saviour has returned!

    • JonMichael Cope

      JonMichael Cope

      4 күн мурун

      Why did KGkey betray me??

    • Derek teGroen

      Derek teGroen

      4 күн мурун

      only one I missed was the radioactive I mean glow in the dark gobbo, waits for paladin of the holy sword and shield gobbo next.

    • Nova Corey

      Nova Corey

      5 күн мурун

      @Torin Quincy yup, have been using Flixzone for since december myself :)

    • Torin Quincy

      Torin Quincy

      5 күн мурун

      pro trick: you can watch series at Flixzone. Been using them for watching lots of of movies recently.

  2. ashley brown

    ashley brown

    50 мүнөт мурун

    Does anyone know the name of the glamour on JoCats outfit?

  3. Michael Jones

    Michael Jones

    Саат мурун

    So you hear that DPS and healers? I'm helping you get booty. You're welcome.

  4. Rock girl

    Rock girl

    3 саат мурун

    Me: *living life as a happy wow Player* Jocat:*makes FF14 Vid* Me:*sobs*

  5. Josie Davis

    Josie Davis

    4 саат мурун

    Imagine putting down Salted Earth as a Tank and then pulling the enemies out of your own aoe because it's too scary.

    • Rock girl

      Rock girl

      3 саат мурун

      I gotta see a crap guide to jobs. I just wanna hear what he has to say about clemency and shit

  6. Echo Gillette

    Echo Gillette

    7 саат мурун


  7. Hildagarde Gaming

    Hildagarde Gaming

    7 саат мурун

    Gunbreaker for when you want to perform combos that make Tekken blush. Warrior for UNGA BUNGA damage. Paladin for when axes are too heavy for ya :3

  8. Deadly Defender

    Deadly Defender

    9 саат мурун

    ok i know nothing about final fantasy but the humor alone made hits an amazing video to watch since everyone can relate to RPG class memes

  9. Robert O'Neill

    Robert O'Neill

    10 саат мурун

    The Crap Guides are back!? God I missed this!

  10. AI S

    AI S

    13 саат мурун

    I started playing a couple days ago and picked up gladiator. I was thinking to myself; 'I bet that guy who did those monster hunter weapon guides would approve'

  11. Rob


    14 саат мурун

    wew guide vids are back!

  12. DwizzleDorf


    14 саат мурун

    damn ur making me want to play final fantasy now

  13. Trenton Woodcox

    Trenton Woodcox

    14 саат мурун

    FF, yaaaas

  14. RavioLee


    16 саат мурун

    One of my first times playing this game was a cosplay as Link, so I had to obligatorily go Paladin, and it's been one of my favorite classes. Not sure if it's cause Paladin is just fun, if it's the godly name of "Link Xcusemeprincess", or a combination of the 2, but man. I can't even look at any of the other tanking classes.

  15. shadowabsol


    16 саат мурун

    time to clap some dragon cheeks...

  16. Tea Girl

    Tea Girl

    17 саат мурун

    thank you for giving me my paladin back

  17. Gherome Silvestre

    Gherome Silvestre

    17 саат мурун

    I heard uwu and I understood

  18. mason ryals

    mason ryals

    17 саат мурун

    This bro doesn’t miss a fucking beat

  19. Deneme Dokio

    Deneme Dokio

    19 саат мурун

    Paladin mains unite. Spanking and tanking with board and plank.

  20. Patrick


    19 саат мурун

    2:49 literally had me go check if they actually added this haha

  21. Serente Audios

    Serente Audios

    19 саат мурун

    I gotta see a crap guide to jobs. I just wanna hear what he has to say about clemency and shit

  22. Explosive Kittens

    Explosive Kittens

    20 саат мурун

    I want a Jocat npc now

  23. Aireign Boring

    Aireign Boring

    20 саат мурун

    I felt like playing the game in the past but only played the 2 week demo. Knowing you're making content about it and giving a rough understanding as to what each role should be doing actually makes me want to get into the game more. Love content like this, thank you sm.

  24. AnonymousElf


    20 саат мурун

    I need to see the Crap Guide to Healing. *Show them our pain.*



    21 саат мурун

    FINALLY some more jocrap! Totally worth the wait

  26. Stammer6


    22 саат мурун

    FFXIV, a game with so few mechanics, it's possible to describe an entire classification of jobs in a single guide.

  27. roranic


    22 саат мурун

    Actually, when tanking dungeons, running back and forth a bit is good. It helps stack the enemies together a bit better for better aoes, and it slightly delays enemy attacks because they turn around. Especially if they were casting something. Obviously don't do it so much that it pisses off your party. I'm talking small, deliberate movements.

  28. Stephanie Smith

    Stephanie Smith

    Күн мурун

    i can't wait for the guide to Limsa Lominsa

  29. What u looking for?

    What u looking for?

    Күн мурун

    I just started FFXIV, sweet!

  30. Mizer


    Күн мурун

    Do you know what UWU is? Retired Double legend, btw. XD Good vid.

  31. soiung toiue

    soiung toiue

    Күн мурун

    i feel like the pope could say: "hey jocat join us, we've got sword and shields!" and jo would become a devout Christian

    • soiung toiue

      soiung toiue

      Күн мурун


  32. Riley Sansoucy

    Riley Sansoucy

    Күн мурун

    JoCat got party wiped by a shitty tank and made a video about it

  33. Spearman


    Күн мурун

    2:30 called out

  34. ankokuraven


    Күн мурун

    I love crap guides

  35. kokeanikilator


    Күн мурун

    My Extreme - Savage - Bozja tanking experience can be simplified into: *distant healer deathcry* well fuck

  36. The Morgan Riley Show

    The Morgan Riley Show

    Күн мурун

    Please say you're gonna do DPS and Healers!

  37. cyanmanta


    Күн мурун

    If the tanks dies, its the healer's fault. If the healer dies, its the tank's fault. If the DPS dies, it's their own damn fault.

  38. Trickster Style

    Trickster Style

    Күн мурун

    Never in my life have I wanted something so badly and never known till I received it.

  39. Steve Reeser

    Steve Reeser

    Күн мурун

    Can’t wait to see how he covers the other roles...this will be awesome and interesting

  40. Michael Crawford

    Michael Crawford

    Күн мурун

    "Three DPS in a trenchcoat." *dead* PLEEEEEEEASE make more of these.

  41. AinzOoalHazel


    Күн мурун

    tanks are thiccer then the average disney mom XD this one killed me best tank guide ever

  42. Yong Ju Lian

    Yong Ju Lian

    Күн мурун

    this made my day :D

  43. Katotsu


    Күн мурун

    Anyone else notice that Nacent Flash's description was horribly wrong? Should be "Turns 50% of damage dealt in the next 6sec into HP restored" (the damage reduction is for a targeted party member, which no other description includes)

  44. Eric The Recruit Main

    Eric The Recruit Main

    Күн мурун

    i really wanna see jocat make a full animation for the default dance that one second had me dry heaving

  45. mmpj twod

    mmpj twod

    Күн мурун

    I didn't know how badly I needed that kazoo in my life.

  46. -RF-VD-


    Күн мурун

    as a dark knight. [sigh] yes, my sword is huge. no its not a guts sword. mine glows. also as per my pic, im also a BLM because the party should adjust to me so i can bitch slap the boss.

    • mmpj twod

      mmpj twod

      Күн мурун

      i feel like the pope could say: "hey jocat join us, we've got sword and shields!" and jo would become a devout Christian

  47. Baroncroix


    Күн мурун

    I don't even play this game, but here I am, eating chips, reveling myself with a fine dose of gaming and sarcasm.

  48. Morella Továr

    Morella Továr

    Күн мурун


  49. Given Minotaur

    Given Minotaur

    Күн мурун

    Do healer next? Please?

  50. Derek Tafoya

    Derek Tafoya

    Күн мурун

    Mooooooore please !!!!!!!

  51. Darzer


    Күн мурун

    This is beautiful.

  52. manish kumar

    manish kumar

    Күн мурун


  53. Christoph allen

    Christoph allen

    Күн мурун

    I main a Paladin and this is 100% true. SWORD AND SHIELD BABYYYYYY!

  54. Matt C

    Matt C

    Күн мурун


  55. Ethan Evans

    Ethan Evans

    Күн мурун

    I love this 😂

  56. Nathan


    Күн мурун

    i have never played this game... but, dispite all the sass, this seems like a pretty good crash course on tanking

  57. GodsPoisonSamael


    Күн мурун

    Ah shit and here I was just planning on resubbing and playing catch up before the next damn expansion lol. Solid refresher guide, off to do my best Guts impression dark knight main away-!

  58. -Viking_


    Күн мурун


  59. Dual Eclipse

    Dual Eclipse

    Күн мурун

    Can you do a guide for the healers next? They are adding a fourth class.

  60. TheGodOfShoes


    Күн мурун

    That was pretty great. Gonna watch the sequels.

  61. Darkgun231


    Күн мурун

    The fact that you can't play MMOs the way you want is why I dislike them.

  62. nobody plus

    nobody plus

    Күн мурун

    i feel like the pope could say: "hey jocat join us, we've got sword and shields!" and jo would become a devout Christian

  63. Takashi Nguyen

    Takashi Nguyen

    2 күн мурун

    PLD looking at his requiescat and knowing he's a fraud truly speaks to me.

  64. itakru


    2 күн мурун

    tfw i actually learned a lot about tanking from this also as a gnb tank 3dps in a trenchcoat is accurate

  65. Serente Audios

    Serente Audios

    2 күн мурун


  66. Kagura Asagami

    Kagura Asagami

    2 күн мурун

    Just here to bump this in the algorithm with a comment; so damn happy to see this, can't wait for the melee DPS one~

  67. Am Cheeze

    Am Cheeze

    2 күн мурун


  68. Hashme Sdk

    Hashme Sdk

    2 күн мурун

    Most annoying intro ever heard haha, great tank tutorial tho thx

  69. Abigale Rumma

    Abigale Rumma

    2 күн мурун

    2:56 can we get a full version of this bit? just fell cleave forever?

    • Zeb Pickering-Polstra

      Zeb Pickering-Polstra

      6 саат мурун

      What is the song here?! I can't find it.

  70. Matt The Great

    Matt The Great

    2 күн мурун

    At this point I'd watch a JoCat's guide on making butter slide, I just click man

  71. Kutlu Mızrak

    Kutlu Mızrak

    2 күн мурун


  72. Logan Frandrup

    Logan Frandrup

    2 күн мурун

    Well...this is the first time I can say that this was a literal crap guide...because I still have little to no idea what the heck is going on in this game. xP

  73. Chillgamer190


    2 күн мурун

    I hope that Jocat will do an crap guide on how to clear savage content :)

  74. nota Time

    nota Time

    2 күн мурун

    2:49 are there this nier cloth ingame or...

  75. MonsterMage49 Gaming

    MonsterMage49 Gaming

    2 күн мурун

    I need the other roles now that was the most beautiful thing I have ever watched

  76. shoelariat


    2 күн мурун

    i'll play warrior all day every day as long as I'm not intimidated by end game trials then i'll probably just play black mage cause nobody cares what we do as long as we got our magic circle around our feet

  77. Quintonir


    2 күн мурун

    Imma mainline this series straight into my fucking eyeballs.

  78. Dadotic


    2 күн мурун

    I saw JoCat playing this on Twitch and have been hoping he would make these type of videos for it :) Love the MHW videos

  79. Mouchtache Gaming

    Mouchtache Gaming

    2 күн мурун


  80. CommanderPuffy101


    2 күн мурун

    God I missed this.

  81. Sarcastic Senpai

    Sarcastic Senpai

    2 күн мурун

    This is actualy the best tanking guide i've seen!

  82. Sernet V.T

    Sernet V.T

    2 күн мурун

    I want a joCrap action figure!

  83. George K.

    George K.

    2 күн мурун

    So Paladin is the best job because they use the BEST WEAPON in the game. THE SWORD & SHIELD !!

  84. Chole Loose

    Chole Loose

    2 күн мурун

    I missed this

  85. tetsuraryuuken


    2 күн мурун

    @3:38 All my PLD bros know which shield that is resting against the tree. It might look a bit different, but we know what it is.

  86. Arylwren1


    2 күн мурун

    I had to pause halfway though this to wipe the tears from my eyes from laughing so hard. The clap them cheeks was the best.

    • hoiy vinosa

      hoiy vinosa

      2 күн мурун

      "So the healers don't have to sacrifice their entire mana pool..." *Laughs in Astro main*

  87. Amanzi Umoya

    Amanzi Umoya

    2 күн мурун

    Jocat ftw. This was so much fun. Liked. Subbed. Shared. Where’s that patreon link:

    • hoiy vinosa

      hoiy vinosa

      2 күн мурун

      yes very good yes

  88. Archie


    2 күн мурун

    Yeye Jocat also plays FF14

  89. GreatScooty


    2 күн мурун

    I don't play FFXIV, but glad you're these

  90. Zander Vessels

    Zander Vessels

    2 күн мурун

    You put Mrs. Incredible twice. You didn't think I'd notice, but I did you sly dog you. 😏

  91. MindAx


    2 күн мурун

    I've learned more about playing tank from this video than from any random party member screaming at the new tank during a dungeon.

  92. Dennis Ware

    Dennis Ware

    2 күн мурун


  93. Shea Peck

    Shea Peck

    2 күн мурун

    As a tank main I approve of this message

  94. Justin Li

    Justin Li

    2 күн мурун

    Anyone who tells me this vid is just for shits and giggles ought to be shat on and giggled at. This is one of the most brief, concise, and accurate tanking tutorials I've seen in my life while simultaneously being absolutely not. Take this man's eminem sounding need-to-be-played-at-0.5-speed-to-understand-rapidfire advice and maybe, just maybe, you'll learn how not to tank like a little bitch.

  95. Kiefer Baker

    Kiefer Baker

    2 күн мурун

    JoCat, please tell me you went with Paladin here

  96. Huntereo


    2 күн мурун

    you should mod the wiggler hat

  97. BowlofOats


    2 күн мурун

    That rendition of Eden's Promise has me on the floor.

  98. PKD Orion

    PKD Orion

    2 күн мурун

    So, unrelated, but I found out they used JoCat in a Monster Hunter hentai... 🤣

    • ecthelion alfa

      ecthelion alfa

      Күн мурун

      *Ejem* code?

  99. bug5654


    2 күн мурун

    I dunno 'bout FFXIV, but JoCat is Thicc.

  100. Ryan Fortmann

    Ryan Fortmann

    2 күн мурун