If they act, behave, smell, look like and smell like a mobster.. try them as one 😂

sleepy is a Dominion-appointed, Marxist sack that received substantially fewer votes than Trump. the reason this imposter is sitting in the fake oval orifice in California firing-off X0s is because goons with guns put him there.

Do people ever find this dope funny how has he got his own show

I been Republican and I been Democrat. Brushed elbows with the top that run both. Repubs pretend to care and let ya fend for yourself and look for $/ Dems want to help and will help while looking for profit too. You decide. There are times when we need help.Period. Ted Stooge makes up much of the republican party at the top.

"Jail for tax fraud" special cause for celebration since twice failing attempted impeachments. Meanwhile, turn up the race grifting and bombing of Syria, "America Is Back".

I dont care!!! Fake Studio laughter is ok during pandemic! This would have been hilarious with laughter in the background. Even have him push the button for laughter!!

Trump is even bad at fraud!

Regards United Airlines last time I flew them was a few years ago. They were late getting us to our connecting flight so I wangled us onto a Boston bound flight instead. Figured if it left on time I could take the MBTA commuter back home. But oh no it didn't leave until nearly midnight. You may ask why - it's because the APU (Aux Power Unit) had to be replaced. Yep they were sliding maintenance along even a few years ago.

Never take a week off again sir! My nights were pretty boring without your jokes! 😅❤

LET’S HOPE HE ROTS IN JAIL AND HIS FOLLOWERS IN THE INSURRECTION DO TO !!

#StopTheSteal

This isn't real news....this is a leftist comedian

I gadda have Colbert videos more than once a week.

April 2022

Corona virus is not a pandemic, there would have to be more deaths for it to be one. Biden lied about there not being a vaccine when he took office. Why would anyone listen to Fauci, the crook.

You had me at no sex for a year...

For tax fraud? How about all the deaths from the virus? Fuck i hate the rich they get away with everything including murder or at least manslaughter. I cannot even explain how much i want to end it all because of this nonsense. And i would be another loss that they get away with. Fucking pointless.

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Orange is the new orange! 👍🤣🤣🤣

No laughing backround feels weird

Lock 🔐 him up now!!

Seriously I wouldn't be talking about glasses if I was you :)

Why do I like this guy Edit: oh yeah I'm desperately looking for a father

Lamest damage control ever- on fox Cruz - detailing his major wealth privilege kids sleepover party when they ask to go to mexico

I'm pro mask anyway - no more nasty germs frim icky humans, instant sunscreen, no need for lipstick

Maybe that was Mitch's master plan?

Wow. What a brilliant man.

This is funny?

Even better than lock him up, String Him Up! 😂

Well, if he does end up serving jail time maybe his orange face make-up will match the orange jump suit he'll be wearing. A fashion show in the joint? Hmm...

If you voted for Donald Trump in 2020, you must read this. What did Donald Trump do right things that even a single thing I could not find that he said he had done the right things for the American people? There is not a single thing that he had done right or good for the American people. The only slogan was good as 'Make America great again' but everything had become terrible and horribly bad, except only his business has been peaking up for 4 years. Trump created fraud of the voters' cases with the Racist groups which are witch hunters. There's no one of the fraud of voters case exists in the election of 2020. Please think and look at his business and his family and how you had been for the past 4 years if you voted for the con-artist Donald Trump in 2020. Of course, Biden won over Trump in the election of 2020. It was the absolute majority of the result of voters' choice who were tired of Donald Trump. Waw! Is this America? The porn star Bill Clinton and then the next impeachment, what the heck was that? Was that the impeachment of the president of the United States of America? Hahaha hahaha!!! It seems we are living in the Al Capone era. It thanks to Trump. Oops! Donald Trump is much worse than Al Capone! I think Donald Trump had made so many mistakes and the biggest mistake as the worst problem was the COVID-19 of the pandemic because it would kill so many people and it might be controlled by the Trump administration but it didn’t happen because Trump reacted too late to be controlled. So many people died already and so many people will die in the future. You must look at the South Korea COVID-19 situation, even though it is a small country, so many people travel around the world as they controlled the pandemic by the order of president Moon as he ordered to control it quickly as possible. I think you may agree with me 100% about president Trump that he is stupid. I don’t think President Reagan was a Racist because in his presidency during that time the colonel Powell became the 4-star general Powell. The Republican party created Racism, not by Reagan. I like a bit more Democratic Party than the Republican Party. But they are almost the same except for Racism. But Trump has created Racism with the Republican Party. Also, Trump's performance as a president has been terrible, probably worse than Bush's. I am getting really mad about President Trump that he is the stupidest and dumbest president I've known. I used to think second Bush was the dumbest president, but I was wrong about him. The stupidest and dumbest and worst president is Donald Trump in 64 years of my lifetime. Oh, my God, it seems to me that Trump doesn’t know what the works of the presidency of the United States of America are. I have only one problem with Joe Biden. He may be too old for the president, but I think he will be a good president much better than Trump. Also, North Korea's stupid dictator pig Kim Jong Un has a gangster’s mind in his head who will give us big bad headaches with nuclear bombs and he is using North Korean people as machines just like robots. I feel very sorry about the poor North Korean people. I agree and support South Korean President Moon has some right ideas about the peace plan, but the problem is always North Korean dictator Kim’s family that they will never give up the nuclear bombs and weapons that they use to attack the United States of America and Japan and South Korea. The Japanese government has worried about North Korea’s nuclear bomb attacks. But South Korea bit the Japanese economy for 10 years because South Korea has computer systems and internet systems better than any other country. Japan is jealous of South Korea’s successful economy that they blocked when Trump would like to add South Korea into the G7 Summit this year. And China always uses North Korea to cover up their own bad behaviors that make uniting Korea more difficult in the Korean peninsula peace. What if the Chinese government didn’t allow Kim’s nuclear program that strongly opposed North Korea’s nuclear bombs as a result North Korea has no nuclear bomb, China would be a great peacemaker, but it will never happen in the future. As I said before, the Chinese government has to cover up their own bad behavior problems to use North Korea and say like this “Look, people of the world, look at how North Korea behaved, how bad they are, and look at us how good we are.” I worry about Hong Kong that people used to have freedom which Great Britain had provided for so many years disappeared now. Why do I care about that? Think like Trump’s head “I don’t care!” that’s why he is such a terrible president. Russia also uses North Korea to cover up their bad behaviors just like China. President Putin of Russia and President Xi of China have the same dictatorships who have been controlling people in their laws of the country. I believe one person who has the political and military power for more than 8 years in countries like China and Russia, becomes a dictator easily. They have less freedom as they block the internet for dictatorships. The change of the political leader is important to society. That is why Obama doesn’t like Putin and Xi. I agree with Obama and I don’t like Putin and Xi as they are bad dictators who won't help their own people or people around the world. Thinking about a president’s job is very difficult to do. If you are the president, you must worry about everything and try to do the right thing all the time. That is why we elect the president and give the political and military power. I hope Republican Party people don't believe a con-artist like Donald Trump as he had dodged with one slogan 'Make America great again.' but he had made America terribly bad and horribly worse, the worst of all, it was the Covid-19. Now, over 400,000 people dead. Again Trump has made many mistakes and the biggest mistake as the worst problem was the COVID-19 because it would kill so many people and it might be controlled by the Trump administration but it didn’t control because Trump reacted too late to be controlled. So many people died already and so many people will die in the future because of Donald Trump. Also, Trump created fraud of the voters' cases with the Racist groups which are witch hunters. There's no one of the fraud of voters case exists in the election of 2020. I think Donald Trump was the biggest con-artist who became the president in American history. And he was impeached twice. Now, Trump is worse than Nixon. And also the worst of all, he added an accessory for 5 people murder charges against when his supporters attached to the US Capital hall and his legacy is the most terrible and horrible president of the United States of America history and the world of history. Donald Trump is the worst president of the United States of America history. Congratulations, Donald Trump! How much do you like to be the worst president of the United States of America history?!!! I think the US senators must impeach the president of the United States of America for our country. If the US senators won't impeach President Trump the second time, they are really traitors to the American people, and also they are really corrupted like Trump. The US senators must impeach President Donald Trump the second time. It was a must. The Senate rejected an attempt on Tuesday 2/9/2021 to derail former President Trump’s impeachment trial by getting it declared unconstitutional that meant Trump was unimpeached by senators' vote as; Yes: 56 and No: 44. The impeachment of the president requires senators' vote as; Yes: 67 and No: 33. There are so many completely corrupted senators like Trump. Shame on 44 Republican senators who voted on No. I guess Donald Trump is the worst president or not, American people were dying or not, America was good, bad, or ugly, he didn't care much. Only he cared about his family and his business and his Racist attitude was bad for our country and the world. In the senate criminal trial, Trump was guilty of nothing in the impeachment of the criminal charges as acquired all charges as Yes: 57 No: 43. The guilty verdict required Yes: 67 No: 33. Wow! Trump was guilty of nothing! I thought at least he was guilty of the access to the murder of 5 people and responsible for an order of the attacking capital hall during the capital riot. I think 43 senators who voted on No are real Racists and more corrupted than Trump. I don't want to America become a Racist country and even Republican Party people who don't want to have Racist attitudes like Trump. I wish they don't have Racist attitudes toward the world because we are the world. Please Republican party people don't elect a Racist. Please Republican Party people vote for a person who works for all American people and people of the world.

When the superrich & corporate companies owe everything form Politicians, to social Media and their own currency (Musk bought 1,5 Billion Bitcoins) - they get the laws, the public opinion and absolute taxfree money. They don't need Mussolini or Hitler again - the run it all by themselves... : (

look at the new haircut, as soon as Trump lost the election you found a new life, like a housewife after divorce, ready to slay Linda🤣🤣🤣

I dont really see a problem with wearing mask after herd immunity at least we will be out in the open.

If something was wrong with Trump's tax returns, you know they would have been after him along time ago,why don't you arrest the criminals the evidence points to and that is Joe Biden. Wishful thinking.

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I am, "primed now, late at night", for this rerun @10:25 - @11:08 ! 6 , 7 , 8 , wait stephen (I'm still rolling & laughing) tomorrow ask anyone you know personally, Did you hear Stephen Colbert and the joke about the "box with a head in it". Just for you Stephen, If I had the power to give you what You Deserve, I'd give 500 enthusiastic audience in person attendee's, Roaring with Laughter. Kind that you laugh along with cause, that SOUND rolling ebbing into clapping and applause, has TO BE PAUSED for. 10 - 20 seconds, them all the time seeing your face, them US ALL LAUGHING for You and all your staff, and Evie, is what you Deserve to Hear Right Now and and and many years to come Thank You.

Why are you still keeping Trump? Should you not put him in jail?

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(Disclaimer: not a cruze or trump fan) And your favorite new president just bombed Syria - America's back baby!!!!

Yeah you'll sure get Trump this time......

Make fun of Pelosi and Dems too! Why going after Republicans only here👎

we will never be back to normal, face it, the idiots in the white house will destroy this nation and all it's citizens will suffer more every year from here on out

Looking forward to watch Biden be sent to jail for fraud, how does a career politician become a multimillionaire?

Sure, Trump will be held accountable for his tax crimes... And Santa Claus will bring the Covid vaccine to everyone by the end of April. And Epstein clearly killed himself.

Thanks Stephen! Please put the "Lock Him Up!" text and image on the thumbnails of every video which has that "Lock Him Up" segment. I wanna see every "Lock Him Up" you've got!

Texas is also the home of the Alleged Texas Cheerleader-Murdering Mom

I didn't know you could whisper The Andy Griffith Show tune. There's lyrics, ya know. It is called Fishin' Hole.

Well I’m no Trump supporter but it didn’t take long for USA Inc to get the ball rolling again did it. Ye ha! Military Industrial Complex is up and running again! Let’s kill! Let’s Bomb! Let’s Make Money! War is Money!

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😊 🔥 x✡💩y🔥

My Trump-loving relatives hate you, Stephen... I LOVE YA!

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Can’t wait till we get his transcripts, we are all going to be shocked when we find out he doesn’t really have all the bestest words I mean, anyone related to Eric Trump has to be a genius...and from a scientific standpoint that hurricane was in fact the wettest from the standpoint of water (I guess?)

BUSTED again 😠😠😠😠😠 what moron...Cruz needs more doses of Beans 😠😠😠😠

Any Stephen rich if Biden loses jobs and ruins America were all going to suffer .

and the witchhunt continues and in the meantime we’re still waiting for those stimulus checks and all the help we were supposed to get when our fabulous president President Biden was put in the office Instead we have more investigations that keep failing lol mean while Canadians have it better than we do not to mention several other countries during this pandemic One stimulus check for $2000 and $600 in the last year thanks to our Congress people focusing on shit that’s not important at this time And Nancy Pelosi wanted to remodel the Kennedy Center with that money last year instead of helping the people

Of course Stephen talks bad about trump.They make him do it. If he talked good about Trump he would get fired and blackballed

Lock him up would be brilliant, but he will slither away. 🐍

👍😤 Trump to Jail ...With big Baba his cellmate priceless

It’s astonishing, the same amount of people laugh in this video as when you’re live.

Still blaming President Trump? You hack

13+ months now.

Not condoning crump, or the both sides of aisle. But, we all are hypocrites. Intolerant,judgemental to be honest.

“Orange is the new orange” 🤣🤣🤣

I absolutely love that T****'s name is blocked out in every passage. It's a beautiful thing LOL

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man you all need to get over yourselves. The people who watch this show are insane. Its almost like a cult at this point

Ted Cruz has effectively managed to become one of the worst human beings in world history just by being himself.

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Unfortunately, the penalty for tax "fraud" is a payback with a penalty. Then after negotiation, it's a reduced penalty. Sorry, no jail time.

Which April?

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Please please please! At this point I don't care what he goes to prison for JUST PUT HIM THERE ALREADY...TIME IS RUNNING OUT! I REALLY DONT WANT TO SEE HIS FACE BEFORE MY EYES EVER AGAIN! I CANT STAND HIM OR HIS GOONIES IT IS PURE TORTURE NOT TO GET JUSTICE YET.

Welcome to the late show.. I'm a total Dumbass.. That's should be the intro.

Trump isn't even in office and you still can't find any new or funny material. No wonder your rankings have tanked.

Don’t make that face, Stephen! 🤪

You’re killing me!😝

I can't wait for Laura Benanti and her take on Trumps tax trial.

Aristocrats don't go to jail in the US.

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It's not a good sign when a company profits more from misery than they do from doing a good job.

Unfunny

Sir you're not funny you are a talking head on television with an opinion just like everyone else you are as much the problem in this time of turmoil do you realize you are. I seriously doubt it what so funny about suffering or any of the other worries that people have if you were middle class or poor that red suit would fit you just fine checkout tickets to china you can afford them but me I say let you reap what you sow you may end up tongue tied bitterly saying something that doesn't CONFORM to their way of thinking communism does not make you immune even if you are

When that first of the manyconvictions of Trump is handed down by the court I hope it will be televised (even if it’s pay for view) around the world.. can’t wait for that to materialize.. The majority of the USA and the world will celebrate 😊🙏🏻 🎉 🍻

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Do you really think things will go back to normal? I’m afraid not.

Better get PREGNANT so you won’t be DRAFTED to fight in Biden’s WAR in Syria. Racist president is bombing innocent Muslims for OIL to make a PROFIT. Am I doing this right ???

Better get PREGNANT so you won’t be DRAFTED to fight in Biden’s WAR in Syria. Racist president is bombing innocent Muslims for OIL to make a PROFIT. Am I doing this right ???

Better get PREGNANT so you won’t be DRAFTED to fight in Biden’s WAR in Syria. Racist president is bombing innocent Muslims for OIL to make a PROFIT. Am I doing this right ???

Washed up is accurate

Ticker

That Ted Cruz "confession" had me squirming with 2nd hand embarrassment.

EVIL WILL NOT PREVALE I only WORSHIP OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS LOVE YOU JESUS THESE SICK AND EVIL TRUMP CULT SUPPORTERS WILL PAY GOD WILL MAKE THEME PAY

WAKE UP AMERICA I WORSHIP NO MAN ONLY JESUS ESPACIALY NOW THE T PACK OF TRUMP IS OF SATEN WORSHIP ONLY OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST

Damn. Trump facing possible indictments in New York and Georgia. Giuliani and Mike Lindell sued by Dominion for 1.3 billion each. This is only the beginning. Bad karma wouldn't you say?

He’s not going to jail ... and you know why??? America like slot of other third world countries does NOT hold the rich and powerful accountable.... and that will end in anarchy ... but let’s keep joking about it .....(love Colbert though) ... oh and HATE TRUMP!!! The Loser!!

Lock your ass up for impersonating Bob Saget...

Let's just keep doing the mask ... O K ? .. Now moving right along ...

1989 and 2011 Texas was hit by winter storms. Emergency management gave them a list of 10 things which desperately need to be addressed. Texas did nothing. www.google.com/search?q=texas+was+warned+in+2011+of+storm&oq=texas+was+warned+in+2011+of+storm&aqs=chrome..69i57j33i22i29i30.22656j0j15&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8 Also funny, not so funny, is how the republicans blasted California's Democratic leaders for rolling blackouts during heat waves, but refuse to own up to, or accept responsibility for the mess in Texas, when republicans have been running the state since 1976. www.ny1.com/nyc/all-boroughs/news/2021/02/17/texas-gop-leaders-face-criticism-for-mocking-california-blackouts-in-2020