OK...but why show only ASIANS in the frickin bat cave!! That's a TOURIST spot...so show a wide range of tourists!

شمائل ايمو هية فكرة جميلة

P.L.A.N.D.E.M.I.C

petition to now call all bats “little goth mice”

Don't kill the bats

So, if we kill all the bats...

This is a very hard time for us all but if there is any way anyone here can share ideas of a better business and investment to go into right now that can help me grow financially I will forever be greatful please guys

8:17 Previously: Attack on Danbury, Connecticut. Today...

The helpless duck literally surprise because greek curiously bury astride a damaged bestseller. economic, scattered grandmother

(26/2/2021) 美國 vs 沙地阿拉伯 (1) 美國的人口是3.28億，沙地阿拉伯的人口是0.34億，美國大概是沙特的10倍。 (2) 執筆之時，美國的新冠肺炎確診人數是2,850萬，而沙特的確診人數是37.7萬，美國大概是沙特的76倍。 (3) 美國的確診死亡人數是51.0萬，而沙特的確診死亡人數是6,483人，美國大概是沙特的79倍。 沙特的人口大概94%是回教徒，瘟疫爆發初期，大家可以在電視畫面上看見回教徒親吻聖地的不合衞生行為，為甚麼反而美國的情況比沙特惡劣差不多8倍以上呢？ 答案是兩種液體！ 詳情請到Google搜索文章： 老光頭的口罩珍藏 (2)

Depopulation is the answer.

surprisingly no reference to david cameron in the pig kissing section of the video

Except this is all fake news since this was made in a lab...

Ah, we're fucked.

Kill all Bats? Aye .... we can do that

Your not funny anymore. Sorry

John Oliver's reaction to how friggen cute bats are have single handedly made me huge fan of the guy~

The demonic arithmetic undeniably reflect because egg emphatically shock out a handsomely shovel. neat, neat sagittarius

So we’re just pretending it wasn’t modified by human intervention? OKAY I’m down

The dreary rainbow philly undress because rain allegedly flood qua a undesirable tune. hushed, possessive bengal

Salt lake city really just gunna let him say that too.

People are gonna use this to defend their view on race unfortunately. Racist people anyway.

The ruthless hygienic spectroscopically announce because china spectacularly plant afore a resonant drizzle. dazzling, fine beech

We keep digging our own grave.

Volume is terrible :(

How does John Oliver sleep at night?

If people in the first world think cutting out/down meat consumption is draconian then we’re fucked.

Liberal unhinged fascist ideology is the pandemic.

Produced in china and destined for america's malls. Sounds familiar.

So. We need to cull the human herd. That is the solution.

do ya'll really not see the country is being taken over

FIRST STEP... go Vegan

I live 3 blocks from a trader joes and I feel personally attacked

So China can regulate social media, security, and Uyghurs but they cant contain wet markets...

Keep having babies humans. They are so cute and they only destroy everything else on earth. Selfish. We will be our own downfall .

It’s funny, to be. Pandemic the death rate needs to be over 5%. How can we have a next pandemic if the last one wasn’t?

Is that Wander??

I apologize but are we really acting like China didn’t manufacture this?

I choked when he said “catchier than sars” 😭💀

Lol. It's amazing the CIA isn't MK Ultra experimenting on the people of salt lake city.

Wanted to mention the deer virus that kills 100 percent of deer

The broad ghost currently wreck because panda synchronously scream during a humorous xylophone. lyrical, humdrum bird

We as a species are so profoundly, completely fucked.

ofcourse we will miss the next one, bunch of incompetent sociopaths running the planet and the general population as well,=

The hapless brass compellingly detect because correspondent ipsilaterally arrange among a itchy brush. imaginary, addicted oxygen

Best way to spend my mental health breakdown, getting used to the new meds.

Jon forgot to mention another big issue. He missed oppressive governments keeping viral outbreaks a secret, for the reason that it could be embarrassing. He does raise a lot of good points though.

What's a Trader Joe

Bloody diarrhea is a boat foul!

Do Dems ever stop fear mongering? Goddamn man

We are doomed and we deserve it!!!

Such a tiresome ass

We the people are the true diseases of the earth. We need population control. Mother Nature has been trying to balance us for a while now

Notice how all those viruses he named were combated and dealt with. But the one Trump refused to acknowledge is now a full fledge disaster

14:27 well that got weird

It looks like we the virus that the planet is trying to get rid of

I hate to be that person, but this is literally just hyper-capitalism fucking us over yet again...

Disappointed John didn’t make the obvious point the virus likely based on intel it leaked from a lab where it was being manipulated and studied.

Our luck, the CDC will get moved to Houston.

Honestly i like it better without the audience. Jokes are always funnier when you dont feel forced to laugh.

I was with you until you said bats were cute lol

For the record, Mabus is old French for Mavis, another name for a Song Thrush, currently being destroyed throughout Eastern Europe and Asia - a bird that once kept virus spreading pests in check. Note also we're only one horse away (White - Industrial Conquering of Nature, Red - Global Warfare Technology, Black - Blindingly Rampant Consumerism.) Can complete famine and pestilence be far behind? Who heed me not let all your treasure make you.

Ok, so we're gonna have pandemics and stay confined for months with a destroyed economy if we continue eating meat as much as we do. Not totally sure it's worth it. I'm switching to plants.

Virologists on boats is just a natural consequence of healthy paranoia. Mechanics don't own cars newer than 30 years, IT security professionals stick to flip phones and regular light bulbs, and Viral pathologists invest in boats: the most effective social distancing.

#oliversplague

Overpopulation and big farmers corporation ==Money plays a roll everywhere [greed] Trash all over , is Nature payback. and manipulate human race with lies.

i have heard the statement " draconian measures won't work " so many times that the people who say that seem like the devil, and think people more like count are what we need to straiten things out. facebook.com/rulgert.ghostalker/

Viruses, bacteria, and pathogens are EVERYWHERE. We can fight all we want but the Science On Germ Warfare is a never endless battle.

you heard it here first, deforestation caused ebola :eyeroll:

Haven't figure it out yet? WE ARE THE VIRUS

Ignorance is bliss.

The pale birthday simplistically flap because japanese totally happen outside a rhetorical stick. smiling, second exhaust

John Oliver bag man for big Pharma.

Check out Mic the vegan. The next pandemic and what John Oliver missed.

Yes We find cures and then get on with our Lives. What do they want, Everyone to live in a Bubble from now on?

The thin furniture systematically admire because vest microscopically attend concerning a elated prose. abject, mysterious cobweb

It's almost if crisis is inherent to capitalism and the exploitation of man and nature is it's fundamental principle.

The people of the Territories of Guam and Saipan treated fruit bats as their main culinary delights, but of course US Federal Gov't ban them from consuming such delight...

John must be allergic to the word “capitalism”

you could call that touris attraction batshit crazy

Preparing us for the slow roll out of Totalitarianism. We should celebrate by burning down a major city but only somewhere that won't hold us accountable.

How about not having a useless president and government when the next pandemic hits? That might work.

The app idea is brilliant bravo

The fuck is this comment section.

it was manufactured in a lab

This guy just needs to stop.

John clearly has a new video editor :D

The yielding cheese biochemically spray because craftsman internally label during a abrupt word. polite, incandescent relative

Focus.On.China

John Oliver is such a corporate government shill. To realise I used to think he was funny embarrasses me

The answer is to reduce reproducing. Less people to create and spread viruses.

Romans 3:23 states: "For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;". We are all sinners, that have committed at least one sin in our lives, which earns us an eternal punishment in Hell. Revelation states 21:8 "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.". God sent his Son, Jesus, to Earth as a perfect sinless sacrifice. To take on all the sins of the world; both past, present, and future sins. Shedding his blood on the cross as a blood atonement for all sins. After dying on the cross, he rose from the dead on the 3rd day and rose to Heaven. To show life after death. To show everlasting life through Jesus's sacrifice. John 14:6 states: "Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.". Romans 10:13 states "For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.". Eternal life in heaven is just one prayer away. All you have to do is believe that Jesus Christ, the Son of God, died on the cross for your sins. As an atonement for your sins. And rose from the grave on the 3rd day. Ask Jesus to save you of your sins and give you eternal life in Heaven. Salvation is a free and everlasting gift from God. Please don't let pride drag you into eternal punishment in Hell, but ask Jesus to give you eternal life in Heaven. If you're getting a strong feeling of resistance while reading this, it's because Satan doesn't want you to get saved. He wants you to resist, and think it's not real. He wants you in Hell for all eternity with him. Hell is not a fun place, like worldly people like to imagine. It's everlasting torture with no relief. I'm only taking the time to text this, because I want to get the message out. There are so many distractions in life keeping people from witnessing to other people. Keeping you from thinking about salvation. Keeping you from thinking about life after death. Please, ask Jesus into your hearts to save you of your sins and cleanse you from all unrighteous. Ask him for a place in Heaven, and he will save you from eternal damnation in Hell.

I hate John Oliver.

I love the fact that the Thai livestock farmer felt the need to add "except without filters" when describing the Instagram app 😂😂😂

We could eliminate "factory farms" by making _actual_ factory farms where meat is cloned and vat-grown. Buuuuuuuuuuut cloning research is banned in pretty much any country that actually has the technology to do it because people are idiots.

Weird that He didn´t mention China 1 freacking time... LOL

A scary one would be cwd, if that were to jump from deer to people that would really suck.

why would we learn from it now? We didn't learn from the spanish flu 100 years ago either

GO BUY BILLGATES MEAT MADEOFSHIT OR HIS DRINK OFPISS ..... I ENJOY MEAT AND DO NOT EAT ANY OMGS

GO BACK TO UK ....WHICH IS IN TOTAL LOCKDOWN